ohblainers:

homemadedarkmark:

i wonder how fast we can kill the eye jokes

I dunno, there seems to be a corneacopia of them.

masturblaine:

what if the person who cut darren’s hair kept all the hair clippings and stuffed a tiny pillow with them to smell when they need comforting

blaineridescock:

i respect your point but

colfersaurusrex:

What do you call a Warbler that masturbates?

A dapper fapper