timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

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commanderrogers:

"uh oh" i whispered as i began to ship it

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

tags → #a metaphor 

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

okbel:

Earth Day + Tumblr + Hank Green + PS + Me

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

deluminator:

ufck

nogdrinker:

*fucks up*

People always tell you, ‘Be humble. Be humble.’ When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!

Kanye West, American Mozart  (via scumburg)

(Source: betterawittyfool)