paparchimedes:

There are several stages of loving a character

Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

Stage 1: wow i like this character

Stage 2: they’re my favorite

Stage 3: i love them

Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDAMN MU CH

Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS

hahairuinedyou:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

every girl has had one of those “holy shit am i pregnant” scares when their period comes late even if they’re virgins

especially if they’re virgins

at least one of those virgins becomes convinced she’s carrying the second coming of christ 

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

http://pronqs.tumblr.com/post/92895854664/quibblrs-but-neville-being-the-greatest

quibblrs:

but Neville being the greatest godfather to ever godfather though

  • always popping round for dinner in the holidays whenever he can to see his godson
  • flooing to the Potters’ as soon as classes have finished on Albus’ birthday so he can spent as much time as he can with him
  • making…
outofthetower:

Take a moment to daydream
Why not fall in love?
Anonymous

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

(Source: beesmygod)

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?

(Source: fatwink)

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